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theduty:
fireland:
I’ve got a new One-Act Business Meeting over at The Denver Egotist today. I hope you like it.
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FRANK: Thanks for coming, everyone. Sorry about the last-minute notice.
ANNA: Just tell us who’s fired.
FRANK: No one’s—
KURT: My wife’s pregnant so it better not be me.
MITCH: Your wife is not pregnant.
KURT: She’s—she will be pregnant. Tonight. I can make that...
August 2009
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June 2009
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mliaverage:
Today, I realized that if you abbreviate the word down as dn and turn it upside down, it spells up. I was really excited by this. MLIA.
fmylife:
Today my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, “Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like ‘green bears’?”. I spent 30 minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn’t. FML
“You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via fuckyeahpalahniuk)
“Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?”
– (via boomshockalocka) (via jennifermorris)
“… I believe it was Winston Churchill who said, “It is times like these when...”
– A.C. Newman Tour Diary By Jon Wurster (via nevver)
I am raising an evangelical minister, apparently.
librarianpirate:
Kaylee was sitting on my lap as I wrote my last post, and then I put her down saying, “I need to go flip the porkchops, sweetheart. I can smell ‘em, and they need to turn before they burn.” Now she is marching around the living room changing “turn before they burn.”
